Intro: Chai ke Saath Ranking ki Baat
Subah 8 baje, phone pe alert aaya – “Elon fir se top 10 richest person in the world mein No. 1”. Mummy ne poocha, “Ye Musk kya bechta hai?” Maine kaha, “Rocket, bas highway thoda upar hai.” Usi pal socha, kyun na ek crisp list banaun jo Yoast ko bhi smile de aur aapko bina jargon ke sab samajh aaye. Toh shuru karte hain, October 2025 ka update, dollar mein figures, aur desi tadka swad anusaar.
1. Elon Musk – $245 B
Tesla, SpaceX, X (pahle Twitter) – teeno ka raja. Stock ek din uchalta, doosre din sota, isliye top 10 richest person in the world mein Musk ka chair metro seat jaisa – pakka milta hai, lekin kab khali ho jaaye koi nahi jaanta.
2. Jeff Bezos – $198 B
Amazon ka cart kabhi band nahi hota. AWS cloud ki billing har second chalti hai, isliye Bezos ki yacht bhi har second ek inch aage badhti hai. Divorce ke baad bhi top 10 richest person in the world se bahar nahi gaye, kyunki alimony bhi stock mein diya tha, cash nahi.
3. Bernard Arnault – $187 B
Louis Vuitton, Dior, Sephora – sab ek hi thaile mein. Jab India mein shaadi season hota hai, LV ki bag ki waiting list dekh ke samajh aata hai ki Arnault ka bonus decide ho gaya. French wine ki tarah unka wealth bhi saal-dar-saal pakta jaata hai, top 10 richest person in the world mein almost reserved seat hai.
4. Mark Zuckerberg – $169 B
Facebook se Meta ho gaya, privacy ka concept bhi meta ho gaya. Reels ne kamal kar diya; 30-second dance pe itna paisa! Mark ki umar abhi bhi 40 ke neeche, so top 10 richest person in the world ka yeh member marathon runner hai, sprinter nahi.
5. Larry Ellison – $146 B
Oracle ka database aapke bank ka ledger bhi sambhalta hai. Ellison ka Hawaiian island aur Japanese-style lake house dekh ke lagta hai ki top 10 richest person in the world mein rehna sirf code ka khel nahi, thoda style bhi chahiye.
6. Warren Buffett – $139 B
Coca-Cola aur See’s Candies ka shaukeen. 90+ saal ka buddha lekin annual letter abhi bhi college freshers se zyada crisp. Donate karte karte bhi top 10 richest person in the world se bahar nahi jaate, kyunki Berkshire ka stock jaise Lays ka packet – empty hi nahi hota.
7. Bill Gates – $133 B
Windows 95 wala banda ab toilets pe kaam kar raha hai. Microsoft cloud ne kamaal kiya, isliye Gates ka wealth graph IPL six ki tarah upar chadhta hai. Donation karke rank thoda neeche aata hai, par top 10 richest person in the world ki list se out nahi.
8. Steve Ballmer – $120 B
“Developers, developers, developers!” wala shout abhi bhi YouTube pe loop pe hai. LA Clippers team ka malik, abhi bhi stadium mein jump karta hai jaise first-year student. MSFT stock ki wajah se top 10 richest person in the world mein sixer lag gaya.
9. Mukesh Ambani – $115 B
Jio ne data ka daam kata, user base badha, valuation uchla. Antilia building dekh ke foreign media bhi bolta hai “vertical palace”. Desi boy ki entry top 10 richest person in the world mein har baar patriotic feels deti hai.
10. Sergey Brin – $110 B
Google ka co-founder, ab flying car aur airship project mein busy. Ad revenue ka dhanda abhi bhi unka pocket money hai. Simple tee, half-ponytail – top 10 richest person in the world ka last naam hone ka matlab yeh nahi ki kamzoor hai; Google search ek second band nahi hota, Brin ka wealth bhi waisa hi stable.
Quick Bytes: Zero Fluff Gyaan
– Figures har din +/- $3 B hil sakte hain, Nifty se bhi zyada moody.
– Donation wale log rank neeche le jaate hain, scam nahi – philanthropy hai.
– China ke billionaires crackdown ke chakkar mein list se gayab, unka wealth abhi hide-and-seek khel raha hai.
– Crypto wale CZ ya Armstrong abhi gate tak bhi nahi pahunche, October 2025 tak picture incomplete hai.
Aapke Liye Takeaway
Wave pakadna hai toh board pehle utaarna seekho. Idea > inheritance > timing. Agli baar jab top 10 richest person in the world update ho, aur usme aapka naam ho, toh mummy ka sawaal hoga, “Beta ye company kya banayi?” Jawab dena, “Mummy, rocket nahi, bas zindagi thoda aasan kar diya.”
Bas, chai khatam, article bhi. Agla topic chahiye toh bataiyega – maybe “top 10 Indians who give zero-rupee loan to friends”
